sikhi is all about whats on the inside

haloo there sangat jee
wa gwan :-)
let us not forget that in this day and age the MOST important thing is that you are good on the inside
baba's alarm clock went off this morning at some abnormal time in the morning.
baba was about to get up and have a shower and begin meditation when suddenly baba thought "hang on a minute, baba doesn't have to get up, as long as baba is good on the INSIDE."
so baba threw baba's alarm clock away and went back to sleep.
Upon waking up a few hours later, baba went to the bathroom to have a shower, but baba then thought, hang on a minute, if baba is clean on the inside, baba doesn't need to be clean on the outside.
Baba therefore proceeded to get changed. Baba then had another brainwave, if baba is all great on the inside, baba doesn't really have to do nitnem bani, baba's nitnem is on the inside :-)
so feeling really happy baba set off to school.
Upon returning baba thought baba would give baba's hair a quick comb, BUT in the middle of this baba thought, wait there, whats the need for long hair, baba has got long hair on the inside.
So baba popped down to the barbers and asked for a quick hair do.
When baba returned baba was really getting into this new "all on the inside" thing, it seemed the perfect solution to all of baba's problems :-)
Baba then popped out to macdonalds for a quick meal, baba saw at the back that a smoker was making baba's food, but baba thought, as long as that person has love, surely it will be fine. So baba said, "excuse me mate, have you got love" and he said "yup matey, i got loads" so, feeling satisified with his response, baba sat down to the most scrumptious meal of a bean burger and fries :-)
Baba got home, and was tired so decided to get some rest.
However upon entering baba's bed baba found that baba's kirpan was causing baba unecessary discomfort.
Baba thought "you know what, its whats on the inside that counts, the kirpan is great and all, but no one is going to attack me in my room at night", and just to make sure baba locked baba's door.
So after hanging baba's kirpan up on the end of baba's bed, baba settled down for a great nights sleep.
:-)


good bye for now sangat jio
:-)

bored

hallo sangat jee
baba has become bored of this blog and therefore baba would like to ask the sangat of any ideas they might have for a new post
Just make a comment or get in touch with baba and baba will be only to happy to provide this wonderful seva
:-)

back up tigger

well as baba did say baba would make a new article with this heading, here it is:
baba guesses the main point of this article, is to remind you, that whenever you are in trouble, whenever things are looking down, the best thing to do, is just stop, and back up, back well up.
if you get into any pungeh with tiggers, just say politely and calmly, "excuse me sir, back up tigger" and baba ensures you, the outcome will be most hillarious.
But a few more hints, before going on an adventure of backing up, ensure that all kids have been to the toilet, so they wont get restless
Also make sure that if your mission turns out to go badly wrong and you have to escape in your getaway vehicle, ensure you are IN gear and that you dont hit any curbs
And another extremely important point is that, if you are ever in trouble, just do a bit of parchaar to your enemy by giving them a quick dance.
In this way you get good excercise and your enemy will become a tyaar bar tyaar gursikh

well thats all baba could think of to write in this article folks, if any of the sangat has any more suggestions please contact me on my gupt email address or leave a comment on this gupt blogspot.

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"what an idiot"